Hanna Banana Final Autopsy Report

On August 26th, 2016, Hanna the Banana was analyzed for a final autopsy after her death. We viewed several angles that included the exterior and the interior. We looked for existing scars, birthmarks, bruises and other abnormalities.

First, Hanna Banana's external body was analyzed. On the anterior we found a laceration medial to her ear that seems recent. We also discovered that her left eye has been removed with several gashes surrounding the socket. A large gash was noticed 1 cm superior to the mouth and a similar cut was found inferior to her arm. From a posterior view, there is a wide incision proximal to the elbow with two fingers cut off distal to the cut. A large laceration is 2 cm superior to the feet and also looks new. On the right anterior, a cut is 1.5 cm inferior to the neck. Several puncture wounds and discoloration are 2 cm superior to the ear and also look recent. The victim would not have been able to inflict these gashes on herself based on location and size. There is overall an equal amount of wounds on the anterior and posterior inferring that Hanna the Banana had  been attacked from the side.

Next, Hanna the Banana's ventral body cavity peel was removed to reveal internal organs. We then observed the body from two sagittal views. In the first Sagittal view, we noticed discoloration and bruising on the anterior right of the frontal plane. The discoloration looks like it has been there for awhile, but the bruising fairly fresh. Bruising inferior to the arm para medial is 6 cm long. In the second view, There are several gashes, both superior to the arms and anterior. Discoloration appears inferior to the two wounds and medial. The discoloration is slightly brown but not new.

In conclusion and based off of the evidence, I believe that Hanna the Banana's death was not accidental because of her recent inconsistent wounds. Her posterior gashes and cuts would be very difficult to inflict on herself. Especially in the case of the cut 1.5 cm inferior to her neck. Her arm and shoulder flexibility range would not be able to reach that far behind her back. It seems that she was attacked unexpectedly with a combination of blunt force trauma and a sharp weapon.